Thursday, April 24, 2008

Lecture time. Maybe you can call this a test.

Below is a paragraph that I have personally typed, read it carefully and see if you can figure out which TV show on ABC Family the paragraph is referring to. Also, if you can make any sense out of this and maybe even compare/relate it to something else, let me know. First clue for this paragraph will be the meaning of the first sentence. (When this person comes across people that are out there to have HIM killed, he must do something to maintain his environment and keep all of the "over charge of negative ions = bad people" out of his atmosphere. Hope that clue helps. Ill post the next clue after I get a few responses and some interest is shown. As the time goes by, I will attempt to post all of your guesses at the bottom of the post so you wont need to repeat guesses. GOOD LUCK!

When reacted up on by certain forces, one must compensate for the over charge of the negative ions positating the atmosphere within its environment. You can not help but remember the need for constant surveillance of these forces and their equal reaction and how they relate. These reactions are important as they will dictate life as it is known. If these forces are shared openly, they will, with out doubt, reverse the charges necessary for life to continue in such a way that any opportunity to present normality will be declined. If this persists, this new power will attract alternate ions inserted into the equation set to alter the outcome of the project and deviate this new substance as opportunity regulates allowing for the negative discharge of this power in such ways that can not be controlled by its inherent creator. This power is and will be set upon the knowledge of the creator and then relayed to its subunit with the appropriate functionality and information necessary to convey the purpose of the intended beginning.

Its funny how some things work out.

I have been working towards turning in my Mission papers for quite some time now, and for some reason, it seems that the closer that i get to actually turning the papers in, the harder Satan works on me and things come up that could and may prevent me from going on a mission. The most recent event would be needing to go before a judge for my license, (look for the post about free government gifts). But, that's not where it stops at, there is also some insane guy sueing me, a 19 year old for something that even the attorneys can not figure out, for an traffic accident I was involved in a few years ago. I suppose you could also say that the lack of jobs is definitely working in Satan's favor as I prepare for my mission. I know I am supposed to go and that is how it will be. With all of this happening, every new event makes me want to go that much sooner and right now, I cant wait to go. I find myself checking the mail everyday looking for my mission call and then I remember that I have yet to turn in my papers.

What does the government offer you as a free gift to go along with your simple traffic ticket?

A very expensive plane ticket, a hearing not with a judge but a driving improvement officer (and you can throw in expensive court fees for that hearing as well) and a major threat of license suspension. So, with all of these gifts that the State of Utah has been so nice to offer me, why would I want to go meet with this person, spend all of that money to talk to them and get back home, just to have happen what could have happened if I stayed home and did absolutely nothing?